Saturday, December 19, 2009

Top 10 Breakup Songs


1. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (1990)



2. The Beatles - For No One (1966)



3. The Skyliners - Since I Don't Have You (1958)



4. Harry Nilsson - One (1968)



5. Elliott Smith - Everything Reminds Me Of Her (2000)



6. Feist - Let It Die (2004)



7. Prince - If I Was Your Girlfriend (1987)

8. Spoon - The Ghost Of You Lingers (2007)



9. Steely Dan - Things I Miss The Most (2003)



10. ZZ Top - Blue Jean Blues (1975)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

"And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you -- where would
you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?

This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, -- Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down (and you're just the man to do it!), do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then?"


- Robert Bolt, "A Man For All Seasons"

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"Rockets, moon shots.
Spend it on the have-nots.
Money, we make it.
Before we see it, you take it.
Oh, it make me wanna holler,
The way they do my life.
Make me wanna holler
The way they do my life.
This ain't livin'.
No, no baby, this ain't livin'"
- Marvin Gaye, "Inner City Blues"

Saturday, December 5, 2009

A mistaken mystique?

Gator Nation's hopes of a third national championship in four years were dashed tonight with a decisive loss to the run-happy Alabama Crimson Tide. Florida's defense had no answer for Alabama running back Mark Ingram who tore them up like practice squad scrubs with 189 total yards and 3 TDs. The Gators were held scoreless in the second half and failed to generate any late-game heroics despite being led by the most famous college player of this generation. When it mattered most Tim Tebow couldn't live up to his own legend and will not finish his career off with another title.

Many college football talking heads consider Tebow to be the greatest scholastic player ever, the blueprint of a champion, a polarizing gridiron warrior whose mere mention should drive defensive coordinators into a panic. Now that Tebow's college career is likely one Sugar Bowl away from being old news can we please reexamine the crown that has been placed over this man's brow? 

Give Tebow his due for winning two national titles and a phenomenal 2007 season where he accounted for 55 total touchdowns and became the first underclassman to ever win
 the Heisman trophy. Certainly deserved but ever since it seems the mystique of Tim Tebow has grown larger and more intimidating than the man himself.

The success of Florida over the last four years has had as much to do with Tebow's mobile, duel-threat quarterbacking as coach Urban Meyer's hyper-intelligent recruiting and an impressive offensive cast which included current Minnesota Vikings standout Percy Harvin prior to this season. When Tebow elected to stay for his senior year in 2009 he lost many of his teammates to both graduation and early entry into the NFL. This years version of the Florida Gators featured a noticeably depleted roster as a result.

Although they walked into this SEC Championship game undefeated it was hardly a dominating season. Week by week the Gators and Tebow failed to meet expectations on all sides of the ball but continued to win, albeit in unimpressive fashion. Everyone could see they were only a shell of the 2007 team (hell, even the 2008 team) and yet the press continued to salivate over Tebow and his very average numbers. Perhaps they thought that simply by having Tim Tebow on the field Florida was entitled to a win, slim margin or not.

Tebow's legacy in college football should represent what he actually is and was; a clutch performer and fiery leader. Let it not be forgotten that his success and reputation were also products of the talent around him, both players and coaches, and not solely on his own merits. The kid's got a lot of heart but fans and commentators alike would be wise not to assign him the designation of Superman quite yet. 

Friday, November 27, 2009

The market has spoken: fear sells

I recently viewed Katie Couric's September 2009 interview of media personality Glenn Beck and walked away from the experience feeling suitably deflated.
 

Beck has risen to national fame in the last decade, initially a radio commentator and now also as a televised political pundit, largely by taking radical stands on political issues and making bold statements intended to shock rather than inform. His radio program was nationally syndicated in 2002 and amassed such a large audience that it has since been picked up by XM radio and he can be seen daily on the Fox News channel. 

My problem with Beck is not the man himself. He is like many other modern Americans in that he feels disillusioned with the country, our leadership, ideals, cultural identity and so forth. In a man's own home and among the company he keeps he is entitled to share his feelings and ideologies. He is even allowed to demonstrate these ideals publicly in the appropriate forum. In more intimate environments such as these it is tolerable, although still ill-advised, to make shocking or gratuitously flamboyant declarations which serve no constructive purpose. However, to do this in a scenario where these declarations reach the ears of millions is unacceptable.

Glenn Beck has made his name and reputation in broadcasting by doing just this. Although he claims to be a Libertarian in his personal life, his media persona endorses "Conservative" Republican ideals and frequently uses similar labels of "left/right wing", "liberal/conservative" and others to create a sort of "us Vs. them" mentality in his viewers. He has frequently stirred up controversy with extreme statements and conspiratorial claims regarding those he considers ideological opponents and this has greatly contributed to his high ratings. A few examples of these antics include an instance this year where Beck called President Barack Obama:
"a racist...who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture..."
That is an actual quote, not taken out of context, and spoken on live television this year. In the same discussion on the "Fox & Friends" program, Beck goes on to say regarding the topic of race in America:
"Most Americans...are being forced to live in a politically correct world, and I've said this for awhile now, and I don't know exactly what this means, it's just something that I just feel...there's gonna come a time when the people who have been forced to live in a politically correct world...gonna come a time when the public is just going to say, 'I'm not living in your politically correct world and I don't care anymore'."
It seems clear to me that many of Beck's statements likely regard things to which he doesn't know the meaning but has a feeling about. Those feelings certainly appear to be passionate but passion is often misguided. In the case of calling the President "a racist" even the Fox News network and Beck's colleagues backed away from these comments, something that doesn't happen nearly often enough. 

Another example is the image to the right, a screenshot of his TV program where the text clearly states "We're on the road to the Hitler Youth". This segment was a response to President Obama's request that students of all ages around the country watch a speech Obama had recorded regarding the role of their academic success on their personal and national future. The text of that speech was also published in newspapers all over the country. Somehow Beck took in that information and this is what came out on his radio show: 
"Gang, you have a system that is wildly, wildly out of control, and they are capturing your kids. As Van Jones himself has said, 'the earlier we get the kids, the earlier we make this adjustment with the youth, the easier this transition is going to be'. Stand guard America. Your republic is under attack."
Van Jones, as referenced in the above quote, was the Obama administration's special advisor regarding green jobs for the White House Council on Environmental Quality. Jones was forced to resign his post this September due to a vicious smear campaign maneuvered by Beck and other Fox News employees regarding his past political endorsements. As if that wasn't bad enough Beck misquotes him entirely there in order to lend credibility to his "Obama Youth" rant. Van Jones' actual quote was regarding the potential growth of clean power industries and reads thusly:
"If we can get these youth in on the ground floor of the solar industry now, where they can be installers today, they’ll become managers in five years and owners in 10. And then they become inventors. The green economy has the power to deliver new sources of work, wealth and health to low-income people—while honoring the Earth."
These are only two examples and yet they show how Beck uses controversial, misleading and/or entirely misquoted material in order to keep his audience glued to their sets. Even with all of that, I don't believe the outrageous things Glenn Beck says or does on-air are the real problem. Any reasonably educated person can watch his show for five minutes, change the channel with a laugh and say, "What nonsense!" The real problem is that the number of reasonably educated Americans is dropping like a stone. 

In the case of Obama's speech on the value of education and academic effort, as I mentioned, the text was published on countless news websites as well as newspapers all over the country. Anyone able to read could take the time to breeze through and understand it was not a call for the youth to organize and rise up for the will of their ruler. Considering the negative response many Republican had regarding this innocent and positive speech, not forgetting the television pundits who fueled it, I would call it a clear indication that the sources and quality of information have shifted in America. It is no longer the written word, wether digital or printed on paper, that moves the world.

I believe that when television became the primary medium for communication and public discourse in America everything changed for the worse. This decay did not start when television news began with the likes of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite but over time news and entertainment began to fuse and we are currently experiencing the result as Fox News. 

Glenn Beck is the perfect example of this. For instance, what credentials award him the privilege of being broadcast daily on a national television network and command a seven-figure salary annually? Well, if you watched the interview he gave Katie Couric you will know that he is not, nor has he ever been, a journalist. He admits he has no college education and speaks from his gut rather than from any substantial education or journalistic source. His success as a media personality can be credited to his affinity for spreading feelings of resentment and fear among his viewers. But again, whose fault is that? Is it Beck's for holding down a job he is under-qualified for? Is Fox News to blame for employing a man lacking the proper credentials? Or is it the viewing public for largely abandoning critical thinking? The answer, in my estimation, is all of the above.

As much as Beck and other television demagogues are solely at fault for the damaging misinformation and rhetoric they tout, we the viewing public are as much in the wrong for allowing it to go on. If no one watched Beck on TV or listened to his radio show then he would likely be working at a car wash or handing you back your dry-cleaning at the mall. If we all read the paper and went to our local town hall meetings we would know faulty information when we heard it. Sadly that is not the world we live in. Information is available in an ever-growing overabundance and irrelevance is everywhere. Every generation that is born into this information age will know less and less about the quality of life which existed before it.

In this environment the youth will no longer know how to think for themselves or even want to. The fact that American citizens listen to Beck and others in such large numbers indicates a total lack of education and attention span. Adults of this variety will pass these tendencies along to their next generation and it will perpetuate for as long as we tolerate this kind of conduct from our media.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Stay classy, Tom.


Perhaps the greatest living quarterback. Tom Brady continues to inspire awe and fear among NFL fans and players, his latest feat including 5 touchdown passes in a single quarter. Nearly as remarkable as Brady's on-field performances is his unrelenting modesty and team-first philosophy. Consistently during press conferences he will respond to complementary and indulgent media praise by turning the focus onto his teammates and the coaching staff who prepare them each week. After a dominating week 6 shutout of the uber-talented but underachieving Titans,
 Tom deflected comments about his individual achievements to the commitment of his team and the work ethic they preach in good times and bad. Wether its the powerful spectre of coach Bill Belichick or Brady's own genuine football ideology, New England continues to command the respect of every team around the league and display unmatched modesty in the process. Well, at least the players do.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Robert Kennedy's speech to the
City Club of Cleveland
Cleveland, Ohio
April 5, 1968


Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen,

This is a time of shame and sorrow. It is not a day for politics. I have saved this one opportunity, my only event of today, to speak briefly to you about the mindless menace of violence in America which again stains our land and every one of our lives.

It is not the concern of any one race. The victims of the violence are black and white, rich and poor, young and old, famous and unknown. They are, most important of all, human beings whom other human beings loved and needed. No one - no matter where he lives or what he does - can be certain who will suffer from some senseless act of bloodshed. And yet it goes on and on and on in this country of ours.

Why? What has violence ever accomplished? What has it ever created? No martyr's cause has ever been stilled by an assassin's bullet.

No wrongs have ever been righted by riots and civil disorders. A sniper is only a coward, not a hero; and an uncontrolled, uncontrollable mob is only the voice of madness, not the voice of reason.

Whenever any American's life is taken by another American unnecessarily - whether it is done in the name of the law or in the defiance of the law, by one man or a gang, in cold blood or in passion, in an attack of violence or in response to violence - whenever we tear at the fabric of the life which another man has painfully and clumsily woven for himself and his children, the whole nation is degraded.

"Among free men," said Abraham Lincoln, "there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the bullet; and those who take such appeal are sure to lost their cause and pay the costs."

Yet we seemingly tolerate a rising level of violence that ignores our common humanity and our claims to civilization alike. We calmly accept newspaper reports of civilian slaughter in far-off lands. We glorify killing on movie and television screens and call it entertainment. We make it easy for men of all shades of sanity to acquire whatever weapons and ammunition they desire.

Too often we honor swagger and bluster and wielders of force; too often we excuse those who are willing to build their own lives on the shattered dreams of others. Some Americans who preach non-violence abroad fail to practice it here at home. Some who accuse others of inciting riots have by their own conduct invited them.

Some look for scapegoats, others look for conspiracies, but this much is clear: violence breeds violence, repression brings retaliation, and only a cleansing of our whole society can remove this sickness from our soul.

For there is another kind of violence, slower but just as deadly destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions; indifference and inaction and slow decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. This is the slow destruction of a child by hunger, and schools without books and homes without heat in the winter.

This is the breaking of a man's spirit by denying him the chance to stand as a father and as a man among other men. And this too afflicts us all.

I have not come here to propose a set of specific remedies nor is there a single set. For a broad and adequate outline we know what must be done. When you teach a man to hate and fear his brother, when you teach that he is a lesser man because of his color or his beliefs or the policies he pursues, when you teach that those who differ from you threaten your freedom or your job or your family, then you also learn to confront others not as fellow citizens but as enemies, to be met not with cooperation but with conquest; to be subjugated and mastered.

We learn, at the last, to look at our brothers as aliens, men with whom we share a city, but not a community; men bound to us in common dwelling, but not in common effort. We learn to share only a common fear, only a common desire to retreat from each other, only a common impulse to meet disagreement with force. For all this, there are no final answers.

Yet we know what we must do. It is to achieve true justice among our fellow citizens. The question is not what programs we should seek to enact. The question is whether we can find in our own midst and in our own hearts that leadership of humane purpose that will recognize the terrible truths of our existence.

We must admit the vanity of our false distinctions among men and learn to find our own advancement in the search for the advancement of others. We must admit in ourselves that our own children's future cannot be built on the misfortunes of others. We must recognize that this short life can neither be ennobled or enriched by hatred or revenge.

Our lives on this planet are too short and the work to be done too great to let this spirit flourish any longer in our land. Of course we cannot vanquish it with a program, nor with a resolution.

But we can perhaps remember, if only for a time, that those who live with us are our brothers, that they share with us the same short moment of life; that they seek, as do we, nothing but the chance to live out their lives in purpose and in happiness, winning what satisfaction and fulfillment they can.

Surely, this bond of common faith, this bond of common goal, can begin to teach us something. Surely, we can learn, at least, to look at those around us as fellow men, and surely we can begin to work a little harder to bind up the wounds among us and to become in our own hearts brothers and countrymen once again.

Don't play angry music at parties.

Unless you're at a place where people are playing metal. Because that actually happens and is rad. Parties where people play Brand New and sing every word in your face shouldn't ever happen. But they do. Not cool. Who wants to hang out and drink with their buddies with sad songs as the soundtrack? Is this The Graduate? Am I living through some version of the movie Garden State? Is this an episode of Dawson's Creek? Come off it. Here's my plea: please quit bumming everyone out with with your Anger Rock. I don't need it. I love Elliott Smith but not with beer pong happening. Who's leg do I have to hump to hear Steely Dan on the stereo? The Roots? Queen for gods sake!!!?? 

Below you find an example of what TO play at a party. Don't be a sucker.





Monday, October 12, 2009

Let the music set you free.

NFL Week 5

A relatively dull week in pro football. Packers were on their BYE week so I didn't have much to cheer about and the televised games in my area were either dull no-brainers or complete blowouts. Wow, I can't believe Minnesota blew out the lowly Rams. So surprised to find out that Peyton Manning is still a great passer. Definitely lost a lot of sleep this week wondering if Detroit would beat Pittsburgh. I'm being sarcastic of course, although the Lions did put up a fight. Currently I'm taking in the 4th quarter of Dolphins/Jets on MNF. Pretty good showing of young teams with developing quarterbacks. Rookie Mark Sanchez just completed a couple of impressively accurate long balls during a drive ending with a goal line TD run by Thomas Jones. Miami came right back as new starting QB Chad Henne hit Ted Ginn Jr. with a 53-yard touchdown bomb. This is turning out to be the best game I've seen this week. Ooh I'll be seeing this all day tomorrow on SportsCenter if Miami loses --- the officials just called pass interference on Miami inside their own red zone for coverage that did not appear to be illegal at all. Now NY scored again with Thomas Jones. This comes amid a weekend of questionable calls in the MLB playoffs that have been getting a lot of media attention. Chad Henne looking pretty clutch in the 2-minute-drill at home in Miami. Looking like a goal-line-stand will decide the course of this game with Miami knocking on the door at NY's 2-yard-line. Ronnie Brown runs out of the wildcat for an easy score leaving the Jets 6 seconds to score a touchdown. Barring a miracle it looks like this one is over. MIAMI 31 - JETS 27  This game was, to me, another example of how this season is developing into some strange bizarro-world where Cincinnati is knocking off SuperBowl contenders and Kyle Orton looks like a Pro-Bowl passer. I enjoy rooting for the underdog but, who cares about Denver or Cinci? Yes, they have both started the year undefeated in the face of ridicule and low-expectations but how can anyone think either are for real? These aren't playoff teams. Consider that The Bengals have won all of their games in narrow, 4th quarter comebacks during weeks where their opponents under-performed and Carson Palmer carried them down the field. A clutch franchise quarterback will get you wins but he's all they've got. Their defense is overrated and their star wide-out is more bark than bite. Cedric Benson may be displaying a resurgence of sorts but I'm not sold. He showed a spark in Chicago too but I expect him to remain average or, again, sink down the depth chart. Same with Denver. Congrats on keeping Brandon Marshall happy, he's your only star player so make it work, but Kyle Orton has consistently shown he is mediocre and leaves plays on the field more weeks than not. He lacks the experience and skill set to lead a team in the playoffs. Period. Don't make me laugh.